What the heck Dutch?!?

Correction from last post: Smeer is not butter. Its some kind if weird cheese.  Smeerbare is butter.  So now I'm stuck with a crap ton of weird cheese.

Side note: They were doing a photo shoot outside my window this morning of little children and a half a taxadermied zebra.

Another side note: Walked by a place that translated to "center for bionic children". They are breeding terminators!

A final side note: Grocery stores are not open on Sunday here and that makes me sad.